BREAKING: New Orbital Strike Cannon Discovered East of The Carrot Republic.

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On November 30th, 2025, A partially built orbital strike cannon was discovered in the land east of the mainland Carrot Republic. Ledger indicates that the two individuals who were involved in the building of the cannon were the recently unbanned EPCNZ, and Naboo_lani. It is unknown for what faction or cause the weapon was intended for, as its existence has been kept a secret until its discovery. The cannon itself is non-functional, and is not likely to be finished given its exposure. Additionally, ledger also indicates that the two had not worked on the project in 47 days, which would place the general time of construction in mid-October.

An aerial view of the cannon (Captured in Freecam)

How do we know this barely recognizable machine actually is an orbital cannon? There are two easy to discuss reasons, the first of which being that EPCNZ has been quoted as saying that he was planning to create one. Additionally, the build fits the general dimensions and appearance of an orbital cannon. It contains mechanisms like a Chunk loader on the bottom layer, which directly correlates with Cubicmetre's orbital strike cannon version 6. Additionally, though no TNT was found at the build site, Lani herself confirmed that EPCNZ was building a cannon, but according to her, lost motivation. Lani's involvement was considerably minimal, as according to her testimony, the only involvement she had came in the form of digging out the hole for the cannon, and acquiring copper bulbs. With her testimony the nature of the build was confirmed as well, as she outright stated that EPCNZ was planning to build the cannon, but reportedly lost interest after Lani had accidentally revealed the plan to McTwoPoint0 and CurvedMetal.

With all of the information presented, It becomes glaringly apparent that EPC intended to cause major destruction on the server. There's plenty of prior instances where he's displayed the same behavior, namely the Supremacy War. The question that Realmplex should be asking now is not if another conflict is going to happen, but whether EPCNZ is the one trying to start it.