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Today marks the conclusion of the USA's Tower construction. After four straight days of building (and months of procrastination,) the building has been completed just shy of a year since the destruction of the original Solron tower. When asked as to what the name of this building is, Callum and Mad replied with "Mossad HQ." Mossad HQ is the tallest completed building on Realmplex, reaching world height while simultaneously managing to be impressively wide and packed with de

After the Civil League of Independent Taxpayers (CLIT) took home the victory of the first Pumpkin Presedential election, their candidate, CurvedMetal, was sworn in today. The President-elect gathered in a VC with Naboo Lani, McTwoPoint0, Electroranger123, and most strangely of all, Pebble. For some strange reason they saw it fit to insert themselves into local politics, and insisted on performing the inauguration vows with Curvedmetal. Despite this, it was still technically

Pebble, after sending the screenshot that got her banned Following the reveal of EPCNZ's failed attempt at creating an orbital strike cannon, Pebble went into a VC and laughed about the subject matter with other members. While doing so, they retrieved several stacks of TNT and bombed the former cannon into an unrecognizable state. As one would expect they were pretty much immediately banned for doing so, but managed to get off with a 6-day sentence. This marks the third ti

DISCLAIMER: All information communicated in this article is considered to be accurate or otherwise uncontested as of writing on December 10th, 2025. In the event of misinformation, please contact Pebble on Discord. On November 30th, 2025, A partially built orbital strike cannon was discovered in the land east of the mainland Carrot Republic. Ledger indicates that the two individuals who were involved in the building of the cannon were the recently unbanned EPCNZ, and Naboo_l

This week, WNN conducted a survey to gather data on how much support the current moderator, Imustbemad, has. Pictured below is a pie chart of the results. As is apparent, the majority of of the users who participated in the survey found that they did approve. Imustbemad voted for himself, so His vote had to be disregarded. Barring any incidents of scandalous proportions, Mad has a fair shot at winning re-election. like and subscribe :)

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Kiddorox Spotted in wheat, beside Wally's Temple. On July 21, 2025, Kiddorox made a surprise appearance on the server, marking an absence...

On the 12th of July, 2025, Pebble went into a vc and admitted to being behind the strange threats perpetrated by an unknown user known as...