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CurvedMetal Sworn in as Pumpkin President by Pebble and McTwoPoint0
After the Civil League of Independent Taxpayers (CLIT) took home the victory of the first Pumpkin Presedential election, their candidate, CurvedMetal, was sworn in today. The President-elect gathered in a VC with Naboo Lani, McTwoPoint0, Electroranger123, and most strangely of all, Pebble. For some strange reason they saw it fit to insert themselves into local politics, and insisted on performing the inauguration vows with Curvedmetal. Despite this, it was still technically
Dec 14, 20251 min read
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BREAKING: PEBBLE BANNED AFTER BOMBING
Pebble, after sending the screenshot that got her banned Following the reveal of EPCNZ's failed attempt at creating an orbital strike cannon, Pebble went into a VC and laughed about the subject matter with other members. While doing so, they retrieved several stacks of TNT and bombed the former cannon into an unrecognizable state. As one would expect they were pretty much immediately banned for doing so, but managed to get off with a 6-day sentence. This marks the third ti
Dec 10, 20251 min read
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BREAKING: New Orbital Strike Cannon Discovered East of The Carrot Republic.
DISCLAIMER: All information communicated in this article is considered to be accurate or otherwise uncontested as of writing on December 10th, 2025. In the event of misinformation, please contact Pebble on Discord. On November 30th, 2025, A partially built orbital strike cannon was discovered in the land east of the mainland Carrot Republic. Ledger indicates that the two individuals who were involved in the building of the cannon were the recently unbanned EPCNZ, and Naboo_l
Dec 10, 20252 min read
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MIDTERM POLL RESULTS
This week, WNN conducted a survey to gather data on how much support the current moderator, Imustbemad, has. Pictured below is a pie chart of the results. As is apparent, the majority of of the users who participated in the survey found that they did approve. Imustbemad voted for himself, so His vote had to be disregarded. Barring any incidents of scandalous proportions, Mad has a fair shot at winning re-election. like and subscribe :)
Nov 7, 20251 min read
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Complacency in Realmplex.
PMI Bulletin Regarding the moderator election Today, Fellow journalist JVTA reiterated the current results of a poll cast to see how many...
Aug 1, 20252 min read
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BREAKING: Pebble Admits to being behind "Messenger" hoax
On the 12th of July, 2025, Pebble went into a vc and admitted to being behind the strange threats perpetrated by an unknown user known as...
Jul 12, 20251 min read
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OPINION: Rory's attitudes towards enemies of the URA actively weakens his position.
After the publishing of my Basil interview, Rory almost immediately started to correct what Basil had said. After a while the two had...
Jun 9, 20251 min read
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The Basil Interview
The Following interview was conducted by Pebble on the 9th of June, 2025. WNN does not endorse nor promote any sentiments held by our...
Jun 9, 20254 min read
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