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BREAKING: A BUILD HAS BEEN FINISHED ON REALMPLEX.
Today marks the conclusion of the USA's Tower construction. After four straight days of building (and months of procrastination,) the building has been completed just shy of a year since the destruction of the original Solron tower. When asked as to what the name of this building is, Callum and Mad replied with "Mossad HQ." Mossad HQ is the tallest completed building on Realmplex, reaching world height while simultaneously managing to be impressively wide and packed with de
Dec 21, 20251 min read
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CurvedMetal Sworn in as Pumpkin President by Pebble and McTwoPoint0
After the Civil League of Independent Taxpayers (CLIT) took home the victory of the first Pumpkin Presedential election, their candidate, CurvedMetal, was sworn in today. The President-elect gathered in a VC with Naboo Lani, McTwoPoint0, Electroranger123, and most strangely of all, Pebble. For some strange reason they saw it fit to insert themselves into local politics, and insisted on performing the inauguration vows with Curvedmetal. Despite this, it was still technically
Dec 14, 20251 min read
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BREAKING: PEBBLE BANNED AFTER BOMBING
Pebble, after sending the screenshot that got her banned Following the reveal of EPCNZ's failed attempt at creating an orbital strike cannon, Pebble went into a VC and laughed about the subject matter with other members. While doing so, they retrieved several stacks of TNT and bombed the former cannon into an unrecognizable state. As one would expect they were pretty much immediately banned for doing so, but managed to get off with a 6-day sentence. This marks the third ti
Dec 10, 20251 min read
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BREAKING: New Orbital Strike Cannon Discovered East of The Carrot Republic.
DISCLAIMER: All information communicated in this article is considered to be accurate or otherwise uncontested as of writing on December 10th, 2025. In the event of misinformation, please contact Pebble on Discord. On November 30th, 2025, A partially built orbital strike cannon was discovered in the land east of the mainland Carrot Republic. Ledger indicates that the two individuals who were involved in the building of the cannon were the recently unbanned EPCNZ, and Naboo_l
Dec 10, 20252 min read
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MIDTERM POLL RESULTS
This week, WNN conducted a survey to gather data on how much support the current moderator, Imustbemad, has. Pictured below is a pie chart of the results. As is apparent, the majority of of the users who participated in the survey found that they did approve. Imustbemad voted for himself, so His vote had to be disregarded. Barring any incidents of scandalous proportions, Mad has a fair shot at winning re-election. like and subscribe :)
Nov 7, 20251 min read
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Complacency in Realmplex.
PMI Bulletin Regarding the moderator election Today, Fellow journalist JVTA reiterated the current results of a poll cast to see how many...
Aug 1, 20252 min read
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BREAKING: Wheat King Pebble given permanent uppies by Kiddorox; fucking dies
Pebble, moments before disaster
Jul 21, 20251 min read
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BREAKING: Server suffers DDoS-like symptoms after more than like 5 people log on
Kiddorox Spotted in wheat, beside Wally's Temple. On July 21, 2025, Kiddorox made a surprise appearance on the server, marking an absence...
Jul 20, 20251 min read
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BREAKING: Pebble Admits to being behind "Messenger" hoax
On the 12th of July, 2025, Pebble went into a vc and admitted to being behind the strange threats perpetrated by an unknown user known as...
Jul 12, 20251 min read
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OPINION: Rory's attitudes towards enemies of the URA actively weakens his position.
After the publishing of my Basil interview, Rory almost immediately started to correct what Basil had said. After a while the two had...
Jun 9, 20251 min read
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The Basil Interview
The Following interview was conducted by Pebble on the 9th of June, 2025. WNN does not endorse nor promote any sentiments held by our...
Jun 9, 20254 min read
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The Kion Interview
The Following interview was conducted by Pebble on the 6th of June, 2025. WNN does not endorse nor promote any sentiments held by our...
Jun 8, 20252 min read
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Wheat Citadel Remains Unfinished Amid Basilgaming's Absence
In April of 2025, King Pebble the Only announced that the construction of The Wheat Citadel was underway. It is currently one of the...
Jun 8, 20251 min read
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WNN is LIVE!
The (not so) long-awaited arrival of a proper news network for Realmplex's Westernmost Faction has finally come to pass. Wheat News...
Jun 8, 20251 min read
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