BREAKING: Server suffers DDoS-like symptoms after more than like 5 people log on

Kiddorox Spotted in wheat, beside Wally's Temple.

On July 21, 2025, Kiddorox made a surprise appearance on the server, marking an absence so long that nobody actually knows when he last logged on. The sudden appearance of a minor deity caused quite a spark among the other members of the server, leading to several people (8 at its peak) playing on the server at the same time. Naturally, the server connection responded by shitting itself in spectacular fashion. TPS was so low that user Imustbemad remarked "I've got negative TPS right now." WNN will continue to report on this situation as it develops.