The Kion Interview

The Following interview was conducted by Pebble on the 6th of June, 2025. WNN does not endorse nor promote any sentiments held by our interviewees, but is committed to providing unfiltered, accurate journalism. All information is accurate as of June 6th, 2025.

KionV2 is one of the most shockingly prevalent players to emerge during this new era in the server. During the Third Great Realmplex War, He was a fighter for the USA. Afterwards, he went on to get banned for griefing, and then go to the moon after being unbanned. In this exclusive piece, we sit down with Kion and attempt to pick at his brain a little.

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P: So, Kion, in your short time on Realmplex you've managed to make quite a splash. Youve been a terrorist, a soldier, and an astronaut. What could the future hold for you? Do you have any plans you can disclose?

K: Uhh, realistically? I'm making my future as I go, seeing where Realmplex and it's inhabitants take me. I do have quite a few plans that I can't disclose at the moment, some involving mass amounts of obsidian and a few giant phalluses but that's as much as I can say.

P: Ah, I see. While on the topic of plans, (and obsidian phalluses) could you address the rumors of you planning to wage a one-man war against Jonasland?

K: There are no rumors, only promises interpreted as threats by schizophrenic news anchors and unpaid biased admins.

P: ...right. Uhhhh, Lets see...

How would you describe your feelings towards the server so far?

K: Mediocre, it's alright but the constant lack of anything happening is boring, especially since I joined during a war. P: Do you have any final comments for our viewers? K: Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!